Robot Vacuums To The Rescue

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Vacuuming sucks, both literally and figuratively. You can spend hours vacuuming, and there is just going to be more dirt tomorrow. This is akin to torture suitable for degenerates and for use in detainment camps. Why as human beings with hearts and souls and at the pinnacle of creation should we be subject to such degradation?

Vacuuming is a task much more suitable to robots. We are not saying that robots don't have souls, at least as far as we know they don't yet since we have not quite reached the technological singularity when artificial superintelligence will take over. It may be a different story then, but for now we are happy that there are robot vacuums which can take on the task of vacuuming and free us up for much more lofty pursuits like watching American Idol.

It is truly satisfying to sit lazily on the couch as your little robot vacuum buddy wheels by about his chores. In fact, robot vacuums are remarkably good at the task of keeping your floors clean and it probably gives them a sense of purpose. Robot vacuums are awesome. They do what they are told. You don't have to pay them anything. They don't complain if you track dirt in the house the minute after it's vacuumed, they will happily clean it up again. Many robot vacuums can even be scheduled to run regularly. Some of them can be confined to certain areas of the house with virtual walls, moving on only when a particular room is spot clean. They are little marvels. In fact the Roomba for example has quite a history, being made by a company (iRobot) that also builds robots for the military to disarm bombs. If they can build robots to disarm bombs, they can probably keep your floor clean. So stop vacuuming, get comfy on the couch, and have a glance at our incredible selection of robot vacuums.

The Roomba 690 Vacuuming Robot navigates to clean under furniture and around clutter. The patented, 3-Stage Cleaning System picks up dust, pet hair and large debris like cereal. Just press CLEAN or schedule Roomba on the go with the iRobot HOME App. Built on the proven Roomba 650 robot platform, this upgraded 600 series model now features iRobot HOME App compatibility and a sleek, updated design.
A smart cleaning helper with strong suction and almost silent working noise, from ILIFE, an Industry leader in technology and manufacturing of robotic vacuum systems for over a decade.
Description: [About Housmile] This Robotic Vacuum Cleaner design derives from one of the top E-commerce retailers, Housmile, who has been in the research and development of stylish and useful household items for over 2 decades. Housmile, as always, would like to share the inspiring ideas of health, safety & conveniences with customers. We deal in a wide range of household items that will bring you a convenient life style. This Housmile Robotic Vacuum Cleaner is one of the latest and most typical models of our Robotic Vacuum Cleaner series that will make your day effortless and productive. [Product Specification] Input Voltage: 110-240V Model: 3071C Frequency: AC 50/60Hz Power Rating: 10WCharging Time: 3-5hoursFilter: Advanced HEPA Filtration What's in the box: 1×Housmile Robotic Vacuum Cleaner 1×User manual1× Apapter4×Side brush4×Screw1×Screwdriver
V3s pro is a model specially for families who keep pets. Its slim body design and pet hair care technology help thoroughly clean every corner in your house, saving more time for you to enjoy happy time with your family and pets.
M81ProMulti-surface technology for both hard floors and carpetsWith our unique V-shaped main brush and tangle free suction, this DEEBOT is equally at home charging across your hardwood floors or low carpets. And with our app you can schedule cleaning sessions, start the DEEBOT away from home if you forgot, or check the status of the main brush or edge brushes. All this and wet/dry mopping as well.
RoboVac 11c Pet Edition The Robot Vacuum Designed for Pet Owners From Eufy, the brand that lights up your life • Delightful solutions that make your house a home • Smart technology and innovative design that make your life easier • Created by the same team as Anker-renowned for exceptional quality and innovation Automatic Cleaning RoboVac takes on dust-busting around your home so you don't have to. Multiple cleaning modes and auto-clean scheduling ensure an effortless, thorough clean while you do other things or nothing at all. Cleans Where You Can't Low-profile design allows it to go under furniture and eliminate hidden, hard-to-reach dirt. Upgraded wheels traverse over medium-pile carpets and climb thresholds (up to 0.59'' high) to reach the next room with ease. Keeps Floors Spotless A combination of counter-rotating side brushes and a wide rolling brush, paired with powerful suction means RoboVac leaves a spotless trail on any surf...
The Roomba 614 Vacuum Cleaning Robot provides a thorough clean, all at the push of a button. The patented, 3-Stage Cleaning System picks up dust, pet hair and large debris like cereal. The Lithium Ion battery helps your robot go the distance, providing up to 3x the battery cycle lifetime. Roomba works on all floor types, and at just 3.6 inch tall, is specifically designed to fit under most furniture, beds and kickboards.
Cats and dogs can live together happily thanks to bObsweep PetHair, the friendly robotic vacuum who sweeps up your pets' discarded dander. He features the most spacious dustbin in the industry at a liter large and a mop that can clean laminates and tiles. When he finds a paw print that refuses to come off the floor, Bob increases his vacuum and brushing power until the spot is wiped clear off the map. He journeys across hardwood, tile, and carpet while eliminating bacteria with his trusty UV light to give your floors a clean smile.
Say goodbye to dustballs forever when you adopt bObi Classic, the wunderkind robotic vacuum who offers three touchscreen buttons that make life clean and simple. Tap on GO! to let her freely zoom around your house collecting scraps into her washable dustbin, or watch her clean in a WAFFLE pattern to remove a stubborn shoe print on the floor. You can also have her plug into her charging station for some JUICE, but she’ll do that anyway when her battery runs low. If you’re too tapped out to give her commands, then you can easily set a schedule on her remote so she starts herself up whenever you like. To set bObi up and see the lights (Go! Waffle Juice) light up, install the battery and turn it ON.