6 High Powered Bluetooth Speakers Perfect For Annoying Your Neighbors
When it comes to annoying one's neighbor, there is no more time honored tradition or proven approach than playing loud obnoxious music, especially at all hours of the night. Now we are not specifically suggesting that everyone should annoy their neighbor, however under certain circumstances or conditions it is warranted or even necessary. We will leave that discernment up to you. If you find this to be your case, we are here to help with a selection of high powered, high quality Bluetooth speakers suitable for the job.
Now before we begin and you dive into selecting a speaker, you want to be sure that you are ready with your playlist of obnoxious music. This might not be so hard considering that most people's taste in music is atrocious so you might be good to go. If, on the other hand, you are one of the rare people that has decent taste in music (we are not to judge here), we've got you covered. Simply make a selection of songs from the top 100 songs on the Billboard's Hot 100 Chart and you should have plenty of ammunition to work with considering that most of the music that becomes popular and makes it into that chart is horrid, thus reinforcing the fact that most people's taste in music is atrocious. Almost anything from that chart will eventually degrade the mind and torment the psyche of anyone that listens to it for any extended period of time. This is the type of stuff we are after.
Now that you have made your playlist, we are ready for the speaker. What we are after here first and foremost is high volume. We are talking decibels capable of shattering windows, which means high wattage. Preferably 100 watts or more. Furthermore, the speaker should hold up under high volumes played for extended periods of time. We don't want any blown speakers. This means high quality. Plenty of speakers boast high wattage, but if they are not high quality they are going to eventually blow out. We want a high powered, high quality speaker that is going to last. We would also like some crystal clear acoustics. Acoustics might not be so necessary when you are attempting to annoy your neighbor, but when you are enjoying a glass of wine and listening to Debussy, they matter. Finally, the speaker should be aesthetically pleasing in your home. If you are going to make the investment we want it all. High power, high quality, looks great! Hopefully we have given you enough things to consider as you read on to review our finds. Enjoy!